Division 6
X-project
Pirate Hackers
Banda Del Lovin
Kartvengers
Escuardon Omega
Alola Guardians Moon
Making Llajua
Re-Birth
(Idk most of these teams but Ph first)
Anyways this is just my opinion and Id like to see all teams do well. Bell of luck this season.
Didnt do MVPs because irrelevant.
Division 1
Conference A
2. Divine Phoenix
3. Arcadia Sky
1. World Friend Star
4. Euphorya Anubis
5. Aurora Australis
6. Mushroom Team Galaxy
Conference B
3. Vertex
1. Team JBZZ
2. Rozando la Katastrofe
4. High Definition
5. Blizzard
Division 2
Conference A
1. Star Clan
2. Dynamite Alpha
3. Jean-Pierre Pernaut
4. World Friend Moon
6. Pirates of Duisburg
5. Arcadia Terra
(can rly be anyone in any order for bottom 3 tbf)
Conference B
1. Banana Legion
3. DJULO
2. Mushroom Team Quantum
4. Inflow
6. Elegance
5. Euphorya Ra
(Inflow can defo clutch the top 3 here tho)
D3- I mainly will support hz, french teams, zten and dy2 so do your best in your respective Conference
The top 3 and bottom 3 in Conf. A look pretty tight to me, and so does the top 4 in Conf. B. Even then I think Bz and ID will each pull an upset or two. Every team in this division deserves to be here, which I like.
Division 2
I won't do Conference A, but looks like it'll be fun.
Conference B
DJULO
Banana Legion
Mushroom Team Quantum
Inflow
Euphorya Ra
Elegance
Both DJULO and BL have extremely good runners. So does iF even. Thus I think this conf is really gonna come down to communication.
Division 3
Conference A
Horizon
Sunset
Special 7
Yoshi Family
Xtreme Force
Fenix
Conference B
Princess Monarchy
Final Emblem
Aurora Borealis
New Age Blizzard
Zten
This whole division is close, especially Conference B. Like holy fuck. I took out Omega because I'm scared for them..
Division 4
Conference A
eXouds 1
Wii Elite Clan
Equivoke
Insanity
Alolan Guardians Sun
Noob Reborn
Conference B
Mandarina de Schrödinger
Team Rocket
Version 2
Sweatyzard X
The Unknowns
Special 8
The top 4 in both conferences look pretty tight to me. However I don't think ppl realize how much potential In, V2, and M$ all have. Tu may even be a sleeper team now that I think about it.
Also just noticed how all 3 rival German teams are in the same conference. S+ seeding @Staff
Division 5
Conference A
Kira Team
New Age Storm
Team Rocket 2
Les Godinets
Sweatyzard Y
eXodus 2
Conference B
Sunrise
Twisted Parallels
Hardcore Noobs
Inka Warriors
Kartnita Asada
Mad Racers
Frankly I don't think KT belongs here, but that might just be me. Conf. B looks exceptionally close though and I feel bad putting any team at the bottom.
I don't have much to say about D6 but I'll do my best to predict its outcome. Division 6
X-project
Pirate Hackers
Re-Birth
Banda Del Lovin
Kartvengers
Making Llajua
Alolan Guardians Moon
Escuardon Omega
(I've edited it several times as I normally do before the matches begin)
D1
C1
1st World Friend Star
2nd Divine Phoenix
3rd Arcadia Sky
4th Euphorya Anubis
5th Mushroom Team Galaxy
6th Aurora Australis
WF has always been a strong team and at that a strong competitor, with a few more additions like Joubak they're definitely in a good position to take the W here.
DVP the returning champs will have a lot of expectations put on them by others, but Robbie Sketch will get too many laptrolling penalties resulting in a fat (& gay) -15
Arc is one of the few teams i'll watch most mku vods of because they're entertaining. Very strong team so 3rd is very plausible for them.
Eu I honestly don't know much about except they have a pretty hype twitter but the members seem good enough.
MT after renaming their teams after T1 getting relegated and T2 getting promoted was confusuing to me w/ the trasfers but I see them getting a good result
I love the AU boys and like arc I watch a lot of their vods, although sometimes decisions made can be questionable and although I hope against it, I have a feeling they may not get 6 every week what with splitting the team.
D1
C2
1st JBZZ
2nd RK
3rd HD
4th Bz
5th VX
6th ID
JBZZ is quite obvious, easily the most recognisable team at this point imo, you know they always give a good showing.
RK another team I don't know much about but always give a good showing and placed respectably last season.
HD another highly recognisable team, lot of strong players, putting them lower then 3rd would just be -IQ
Bz have always been a team that was never too predominant but always make themselves known, with Lezard in Team 1 now they could cause damage.
VX making finals last season was huge and unexpected to a lot of people, myself included although recently they've been lacking in scrims to me, and that's nothing against them I just hope they can clean up their acts and play well this season.
ID caused probably my least fav twitter meme last.
Div Champs: JBZZ
Div MVP: ARC Brandon/RK Ryan's/WF Joubak
D2
C1
1st Star Clan
2nd Jean Pierre Pernaut
3rd World Friend Moon
4th Arcadia Terra
5th Pirates of Duisburg
6th Dynamite Alpha
SC are pretty strong with players like Rylan, razor and Etika, expecting them to clutch this first
JPP have been a team I've been surrounded by since I started 150 and it would be nice to see them do well
WF as I said before always put in a good showing
Arc has a few new pickups like ok star popuko and a few others, if i'm being honest I don't see this team getting first however certainly won't be last
Pod losing lezard is a big hit but he's gonna do bits in Bz so it's a smarter team move anf also gaining alpha will help them.
DY is similar to Pod losing Anthony and Leon is huge but not picking anyone else big up to negate that will come back to bite them which sucks because I never like seeing this team lose.
D2
C2
1st Euphorya Ra
2nd DJULO
3rd Banana Legion
4th Mushroom Team Quantum
5th Inflow
6th Elegance
Honestly speechless about this con, this is gonna be the closest imo, definately rooting for Elegance but any team could take it, good luck to everyone.
Div Champs: Jean Pierre Pernaut
Div MVP: Star Clan Star Etika
D3
C3
1st Special 7
2nd Yoshi Family
3rd Sunset
4th Fenix
5th Xtreme Force
Hfree
S7 have a lot of decent players, Ryan and Beni being primary, looking forward to sunday.
YF have just fallen a lot recently and its sad to see but I fell they're gonna pick up the pace again and get a respectable second
SS splitting into 2 teams will always be a questionable move to me and also their decisions to keep people like Carty and Elliot in T2 is bizzare to me but they still have strong players like ethan and dan up there so they shouldn't do bad
Fenix losing vince wil be hard for them and if they still had him I think they could've contested but 4th seems very respectable
Gabe Utonium
Hz are like the shittest team ever one of their leaders is gay another one quotes peppa pig and they rely on shock. TOXIC AND BAD!
D3
C2
1st Aurora Borealis
2nd Final Emblem
3rd Dynamite Omega
4th Princess Monarchy
5th Zten
6th New Age Blizzard
AU2 is pretty strong between players like Josh Squidz and Damian they should have this in the bag
FE are pretty strong and always do relatively well in everything they enter
DY another strong team, I don't see them beating Top 2 but 3rd is still good.
PM I feel can be dependand on best lu's so if best doesn't come out all the time there could be problems
Zten make me wake up early and i'm sad.
I want to see NA do well but this con is pretty stacked for D3 standard.
Div Champs: Yoshi Family
Div MVP: Hz LMDS, AU Squidz
D4
C1
we start with the teams I either have no idea or know everything.
I know NOTHING except that Equivoke have the most confusing tag in the world
D4
C2
1st Special 8
2nd Team Rocket
3rd Sweatyzard X
4th Version 2
5th Mandarina De Schrodinger
6th The Unknowns
S8 can be strong with the right amount of momentum and have a couple smart players
TR used to be the worst clan and now they're D4 so gj boys, expecting a good performance
Sz have a couple new good pickups like Indigo for example and should do well here
V2 I feel is way too lopsided or top heavy or whatever you want to call it, their best 3 will break 120 every match their worst 3 would be lucky to see the 70's
M$ normally have a good showing with big man Vikler and the boys but can't see them beating the others
I fell TU were leapt up too high after winning D6 they would be better in D5 but would love to be proven wrong.
Div Champs: Special 8
Div MVP: S8 Floki
D5
C1
1st New Age Storm
2nd Kira Team
3rd Team Rocket 2
4th Sweatyzard Y
5th Les Godinets
6th eXodus
No fucking clue except NA seem decent.
D5
C2
1st Inka Warriors
2nd Twisted Parallels
3rd Sunrise
4th Kartnita Asda
5th Hardcore Noobs
6th ***MAD RACERS*** (EXTREMELY ANGRY)
No clue once again except IW imo could be D4 and Leon is gonna break 130 every match.
Div Champs: Inka Warriors
Div MVP: Tw Leon (Average 130-140)
So I think i'm gonna do something different for D6, the way they are seeded 1-8 I'm gonna do a random number generator and thats my prediction.
1st Making Llajua
2nd Re-birth
3rd Alolan Guardians Moon
4th X-Project
5th Banda Del Lovin
6th Escuardon Omega
7th Kartvengers
8th Pirate Hackers
For this i'll get a random team and then the amount of members and whichever number member is on the registry will MVP
Div MVP: KVT Ericstar LETS GO ERIC!
Hello, the 8th season of the Mario kart Hockey League is about to go underway. As usual, I will make my predictions and they will probably suck but here we go. Don’t be mad or care about my predictions since as always, I like seeing teams I predict lower do better. Here we go.
Division 1
Conference A:
Divine Phoenix (A1)
Arcadia Sky (A2)
World Friend Star (WC1)
Euphorya Anubis
Aurora Australis
Mushroom Team Galaxy
Conference B:
Team JBZZ (B1)
High Definition (B2)
Rozando la Katastrofe (WC2)
Vertex
Blizzard
Ink Dragons
QF: High Definition over World Friend Star / Arcadia Sky over Rozando la Katastrofe
SF: High Definition over Divine Phoenix / Team JBZZ over Arcadia Sky
F: Team JBZZ 2-1 High Definition
MVP: RK Ryan’s (106.7)
Breakout Candidates: AU Sterv / Bz Lezard / EU Frogger
For conference A I have DVP taking the 1 seed. The defending Stanley Cup champions will be thirsty to show the world they are true champions and not a fluke. Their playoff run was something special last season and they will be looking to build off of that. Maxim / Roberto / Slater / Tynan is a strong starting 4 and the team still has the depth options of Despair / Dash / Sketch and also signed SeanIRE and Neo in the offseason which will help a lot. It seems the team figured out the proper bench strats during last season and I’m expecting that to continue. I have Arcadia Sky in 2nd, This will be tough but I have faith in the squad and need to show that. The roster will be the same as teams are used to see with two new additions: Ricke finally getting his visa worked out to play in the league after really good development camps and one of the biggest off-season signings of Ace t man. How the team manages the James Norris Memorial Trophy winners shock game (cuj) will have an important role too, however, he will be missing more games than initially projected. I have World Friend Star in third, which I only have for one reason: last seasons they have had troubles getting a top lineup for the early matches so if that happens again they will take a couple L’s they normally wouldn’t. The addition of Linkos could completely negate this though. I actually think wf has the strongest roster in the conference but the potential availability issues are why I have them lower. I have Euphorya Anubis 4th, they have been grinding the game a lot and have a supporting cast that can work well with Manster. I could see this team taking games off the top 3. I put Aurora 5th, they have improved a lot but this might be a little challenging. They will defo get some dubs though. Ster’s improved into an ace and the team, in general, has gotten stronger together. This Leaves Mushroom Team Galaxy in last. Again, like AU they will get a handful of wins, no team in this conference (or even division) will get slaughtered I feel. It will depend on how well the people they called up fit in, as a team similar to this finished last in this position before.
For conference B I have JBZZ in first. They are the best team on paper but had a rough playoff match with their aces struggling, I don’t expect this to happen again though. This roster has shit out money and great player development to develop the closest thing to a super team since svc. The Daxx pickup was big. Pyrax (Last season’s clear rocket Richard winner) / Power / Nitroco / Daxx / Dayem / Athaway looks like $$$$ to me. I have High definition second, really solid team all around and are the only team who has consistently beat JBZZ (wf too last season only) so that says a lot. Usually, this is a team that performs much better in tournaments than leagues but I feel like the sweat is translating into league format this season too so I think this is the season they show up big. Cynda / Chibi / Zebe / Joebo / Rookie / Jamie looks really nice with some depth options too such as Bryce and Nick. Third I have RK. The Yankees have done it again and signed big contracts to Ryan’s and Demon from Zealous. The fans have mixed feelings about RK’s signing of Demon as last time he played for the organization he left and breached his contract than proceeded to flame the clubs ability on social media and now he is back. The talent is unquestionable though (Ryan’s / Demon / Alexony / Luigieon / Roberto / Angel), just will it be able to be optimized? On paper, this team can contend for the 1 seed with its optimal Lineup but from what I’ve seen they have been playing less than the two above them who are also both very talented teams so I think third is fitting here. I have Vertex in 4th. GM Felix always puts together a strong squad even when adversity hits the team which may be the case this season. I still think vx will get in the playoffs deep down but for some reason, I could get myself to put them ahead of the other 3. A handful of signings were made too so the lineups that will be used are a ? to me compared to the other teams. I have Blizzard in 5th, they got the knock-up after some organizations couldn’t handle maintaining their franchise. I think it will be tough for them but this is the strongest squad Bz has had to this date imo and again, I feel like no team will get piped overall. Lezard / Paul / Waenot / Devoty / Jin / Jinny / Aspio and potentially the foreign support of Haya could play a big role. Lezard’s developed into a great player and the call up will help the squad a lot. This leaves Ink Dragons in last. I feel this is a crime in all honesty, and they will get dubs. The teams got a lot of untapped talent (Miguelmk / Kratos specifically). WaMi support will be massive (last seasons Calder memorial Trophy runaway winner) than you have ApG / Diego. Not quite sure who the 6th will be. HugoXP was banned by the Mario Kart Hockey League for the use of illegal substances and will not be joining the team this season. Personally, I don’t think this effect much though. The biggest reason I have Bz above ID is that Bz has faced adversity in previous seasons (0-10 in D2) whereas ID has only had successful seasons and this is a season where adversity will be faced for the first time for real for them and I’m not convinced the mentality of the roster will be able to handle that as well as Bz’s can.
In the end, I think JBZZ will get the run back and win the presidents trophy and more importantly, the Stanley cup this time around. The expectations are high, the talent is there, it needs to be their year for them. I have Ryan’s as the MVP for RK. I believe that Ryan’s will be able to focus more on just line botting this season due to the language barriers so that will lead to really big scores rather than having to try and coordinate lots of the call as well like I felt like he did with Zealous.
Conference A:
Star Clan (A1)
Dynamite Alpha (A2)
Jean-Pierre Pernaut (WC1)
Arcadia Terra
World Friend Moon
Pirates of Duisburg
Conference B:
Banana Legion (B1)
Inflow (B2)
DJULO (WC2)
Euphorya Ra
Mushroom Team Quantum
Elegance
QF: Inflow over JPP / DJULO over Dynamite Alpha
SF: Star Clan over Inflow / Banana Legion over DJULO
F: Star Clan 2-0 Banana Legion
MVP: Sc Energy (113.7)
Breakout Candidates: Х Denno / ARC Biz / PoD Jasmine
For conference A I have Star Clan getting first. This team, in my opinion, should be gold or bust. Energy / Ferg / Blake / razor / Mike (rumor has it he will be eligible to play now) / Aketx / Rylan a potential LU. That doesn’t include the pickups or Ryan5 / Crony (Last season’s Conn Smythe Trophy winner while on RNG) / and Tea. There’s also the Japanese potential assistance too in pikky. I believe this team could have competed in division 1. I have Dynamite Alpha in second. I think the team will make the playoffs this season after barely missing out last season. The pickup of Jax is absolutely massive but the injury prone factor could play a big role if he can’t stay healthy and play. Erik got the callup and Denno addition is nice as well. Keep James / Aaron / Varo / Alfie from last season too this team is looking like its strongest it has ever been. I have JPP in third. The team won D2 last season but lost key players as RFA’s in Ro (JBZZ) and Xray (Unsigned). JPP also decided to merge with their minor affiliate. The team was projected to still take their advancement to D1 but were super upset and made a public outcry to the league committee and it was deemed as a valid argument so the change was made. The fans are a bit disappointed the team won’t give themselves a shot at the Stanley Cup, however. In fourth, I have Arcadia Terra. A bit of an interesting path for the team this season. The hart Memorial Trophy winner Sayan will be absent in the latter part of the season due to his slave contract to his other job outside the hockey league which will be a blow to the team. New pick Biz is expected to be a big force for the squad and Popuko also was added. Keep that with the OGs Kevin / Yui / Dew / Wolfy / Speck / gdin / Drag. Playoff potential is there but someone needs to step up as a co-captain once Sayan gets sent for slaverly to make playoffs happen. In 5th I put World Friend Moon. My stomach doesn’t take putting any wf team that low but it just turned out that way apparently. Elie / Huglou / Master / Soren / Vegan / Zakaria should be able to do stuff here and I could defo see them getting higher. This leaves PoD as last. Lezards promotion hurts this squad a lot but at least alpha was sent for assignment as the corresponding move. Jin was also initially planned to be here as well but with the move of Kokote back to MT cause that to happen, sources say. Jasmine will be the x factor for this team in my opinion and I could see PoD getting up to 4th place.
Conference B I got Banana Legion in first. Like Sc, I think the conference winner is clear cut and BL could’ve competed in division 1 as well. Sebas / Julian / Juls / Canoso / 3-up / Rafy I can see being the main lineup here. Sections ban for use of PEDs doesn’t help the cause hereafter signing him in free agency. I have Inflow in 2nd. I feel this team has improved significantly over the past multiple months playing them a lot and I feel the grind will pay off here. The pickup of Lez, a former Norris winner will help a lot and will take a more offensive role here while maintaining good defense. Wisch / Barn / Ronan / Joel / Aran would make a solid lineup for this division. Third I have DJULO. I believe they will punch a ticket back into the playoffs for themselves. The roster looks the same with the exception of the signing of FuFu which will be a nice boost. Nothing else to say really. Euphorya Ra I have in 4th. The activity factor will be their biggest plus. I think they’ll miss out on the playoffs but I wouldn’t be surprised if they made it at all. In 5th I have Mushroom Team Quantum. The loss of Centels and Butter will hurt, the overall reorganization of this team hurt the second team quite a bit in my opinion. This teams history is known for doing better than expected though so never count them out! Last place I have Elegance. This will be a rough for Elegance in my opinion but the GM (Draco) made some big brain moves for future seasons. He cut lots of salary money by releasing Section who ended up getting caught for PEDs to save cap space as well as removed RubenD clearing up lots of cap space and improving the culture of the clubhouse. The future looks bright but I feel this season will be tough as the price pay for the future.
I have Energy as the MVP. Solid player on a team that should slide by the division with ease. I have Star clan winning the finals as well 2-0 over BL. Highkey a huge throw if no title here.
Conference A:
Special 7 (A1)
Horizon (A2)
Yoshi Family
Sunset
Xtreme Force
Fenix
Conference B:
Princess Monarchy (B1)
Final Emblem (B2)
New Age Blizzard (WC1)
Aurora Borealis (WC2)
Dynamite Omega
Zten
QF: Final Emblem over New Age Blizzard / Horizon over Aurora Borealis
SF: Special 7 over Final Emblem / Princess Monarchy over Horizon
F: Princess Monarchy 2-1 over Special 7
For Conference A I have Special 7 getting first. Might be a grind but I have hopes for this new squad and the French factor always has pressure. Beni / Kimo / Loic / Nyx / Crunchy / Phenix should be good here. Really curious to see how Crunchy does, had a great D6 and this is a big jump. I have Horizon in 2nd. Coming off just missing a championship last season, I believe they will find more success in the one above too. The team has grown a lot and is led by Rhyz, the Jack Adams Award winner of last season. Vincentowski is a nice, and unexpected pickup during free agency. LMDS has improved a lot recently too. Not quite sure what the supporting cast will be but they should be more than fine. I have Yoshi Family in third, but not making playoffs, I think both wild cards will come from conference B. Alexxx / Custa / Johann / Lion / Loic / Thib / Storm / Puz etc. The YF we’re all used to seeing (bar Lion as the sole pickup). Not much more to say here. I have Sunset in 4th. Interesting one here, not too sure how this will pan out so I’ll definitely be keeping tabs here. After coming off a clean sweep in division 5, the team has jumped to D3. Honestly not too sure what the plans are for the starting lineup, lots of new pick ups as well. I know Azuza and Dan Talents will be there tho. xNts still serving his ban for the use of illegal substances for the first few weeks will hurt this team a lot, they will get strengthened significantly once that happens. I have Xtreme Force as 5th. I feel the talent is a lot more than that with the pickups they got (Gokus / Rouge) and Erick being back. Just something in my gut told me to place them here so this is where we are. This leaves Fenix in last. They received the knock up but lost Vincentowski who played a big role in their run and no significant pickups of note in my opinion.
For Conference B I have Princess Monarchy being the 1 seed. I feel this team is solid all around. Samovar / Clembec / myt all have played together for ages and know what they are doing. Yoan / tri tri / aranaut / azucrack / amber probably more. Depth is vital once you get to the lower divisions for your whole lineup and Pm has this in spades. My only concern is Samovar’s injury proneness, he has not played much in past seasons and the team will need him in this season to be their main force. I have final Emblem in 2nd. The team performed a lot better than people expected last season and have a veteran presence. Brox has stepped up as a very solid player as well. The pickup of NVgs is also very nice. FE should do fine. I have New Age Blizzard as the third seed and first wild card. Marki is a strong force in this division. Jak / Hiro / Mike should do just fine too. The back end of the lineup is what will keep them behind the first two teams. I have Aurora Borealis as the 4th place and also the 2nd WC. It’s AU’s first season owning a minor affiliate and I think they picked the perfect time to have one. Arsene / Perishi / Merc / Resumi / Squidz / Wailtor seems like they should be fine just here. Pretty sure Bryan or JaSon is a piper too but forget which one. This leads me to have Dynamite Omega in 5th. The loss of Erik and Zeta are the only changes I can really see. The squad should be fine and could finish higher it just feels like all the teams around them gotten better and they stayed the same. This leads to having Zten in last. They lost Imasara (last season’s Lady Byng’s memorial trophy winner who has signed with BL), but got a few pickups, no idea of their skill level though. Zten definitely has the capabilities to not get last and it feels like a crime putting them here but I feel this conference is pretty strong. Zten deserves the shot here tho and I hope they prove me wrong here.
I have Princess Monarchy winning the division over Special 7 – The battle of France. Pm’s depth will save them this season and during the playoffs. I have Samovar as the MVP assuming he can stay healthy. I still personally believe he’s one of the most underrated players in the game currently.
Conference B:
Special 8 (B1)
Team Rocket (B2)
Mandarina de Schrodinger (WC1)
Version 2 (WC2)
Sweatyzard X
The Unknowns
QF: Mandarina de Schrodinger over Team Rocket / Version 2 over Wii Elite Clan
SF: Exodus 1 over Mandarina de Schrodinger / Special 8 over Version 2
F: Special 8 2-0 over Exodus 1
For conference A I have Exodus 1 as first. This is probably my least confident first place I have overall and honestly have no idea how this conference will play out. Arix / FraZ / Leon / low1337 / Seb / Towlie seems pretty good though. The second place I have WEC. WEC has the roster and talent to win this but it seems like WEC doesn’t use their top LU all the time which is why I have them second. Third I have Equivoke. Like D3 though, I have both wild cards in conference B. This is a really interesting team to me, I feel like the skill gap within the team is a lot. Honestly, no idea who will be used so I felt the middle was the safe bet. I have Alolan Guardians Sun as 4th. Losing Xabob kwill hurt. Ruscof and lucky pickups are nice on paper but not sure how the communication w/n this division will go with all the different languages. This leads to insanity in 5th, I just feel their roster is weaker than the teams above. Can see them getting higher with the likes of Dr4gux / Santy Jr and Tokoro though but something is telling me pulling 6 might not be free here. I have NRB in last. The team hasn’t changed much since last season and they were relegated last season but got their way back in here due to teams dying. I’m cheering for them but I think it might be a little difficult.
For Conference B I have Special 8 as first. DJR / Floki / Prismillon / Tristan / Sbug / Shiryu seems pretty good here. I have Team Rocket as the second seed. Brantios / Sergish / SuperDreamz / Bermus / Unai +1 could take the first seed honestly the more I type this the more I feel its first but I’ll stay true. Unai lowkey a piper though. I have Mandarina de Schrodinger as the first wild card. Gumer and Vikler will be a massive duo for this division but they wont have enough support to win it all I feel. The rest of the M$ lineup has struggled against teams of this level in the past. I have Version 2 as the 2nd wild card. Not sure about this one but Anthony / Hayashi / Mooden should be a good trio. There’s lots of old vets that haven’t played much 8d but know how MK works so they should be able to support. I have Sweatyzard X as the 5th seed. I just feel there’s no “Ace players” like the teams above have which hurts more in the lower divisions. I would not be surprised seeing them higher though. This leaves The Unknowns as last. They had a great D6 run last season, the team looks the same. I don’t believe they have played much though since the season which will hurt in a larger division. Probably the last I’m the least confident about though, honestly no idea what to expect.
I have Special 8 winning the finals. Probably the titleholder I’m the least confident about but this is where we are, prove to me, boys, I’m right. I have Gumer as the D4 MVP, he’s a player capable of much more than this division and should have a team supporting his role often.
QF: Kira Team over Les Godinets / Sunrise over Les Godinets
SF: New Age Storm over Sunrise / Hardcore Noobs over Kira Team
F: Hardcore Noobs 2-1 New Age Storm
For conference A I have New Age Storm as the first seed. Caizer / Everdred / ManzaUser / Nox / Rober / Ampy seems like pretty good. Been a while since I’ve seen any of these guys play but they’ve held their own for the most part against teams of better calibers in the past. I have Kira Team as the second seed. Tiger should do well, there’s lots of old vets coming back who haven’t played 8d at all. How fast they can adjust to the game and learn will determine their outcome. Nice to see some old faces, I wish them luck. The third seed I have Les Godinets (2nd wild card team). I’ll be the first to admit that I barely know anything about this team. I know Thast has been grinding lounge, that’s about it. Powax could lowkey be a child prodigy made from power and pyrax so we’ll see what happens there. The French factor is highkey why I have them in playoffs though. New upcoming French teams rarely have let me down. I have team rocket 2 as the fourth spot. Losing SuperDreamz will hurt a lot and the teams I feel are better this time around they will have to play. The 5th seed I have Sweatyzard Y. This team is capable of getting 3rd and very well could. Just last season was rough on them and the teams they are playing will be as good at the very least as last time. The team looks stronger than last season though so we will see. This leaves Exodus 2 as last. I’ll admit that I know little to nothing about this team so this could be throwing having them last. Nice to see lots of names I don’t know so I wish you guys luck and pipe up.
For conference B I have Hardcore Noobs getting first. It’s time the noobs went legit hardcore. The last couple seasons haven’t been the easiest for the boys but the roster has stayed unusually consistent over multiple seasons for a lower division team and quite frankly, that makes my dick rock hard. I feel the chemistry will be better than ever and they have a couple pipers in Hajime and Falco. I believe this is the year of the noobs. I have Mad Racers in second. Lots of these players had experience as LN a while back who fared decently well against opponents of this calibur. Matam is also underrated and will help the team a lot. I think this team will surprise people. I have sunrise as the third seed. The Hellfire pickup last second was really key for this wild card berth. Icefox and Carty will be nice too. Not sure what’s after that though but 3 players I believe will be strong here is more than sufficient. I have Inka Warriors as 4th. They struggled a lot last division 4 and I feel the competition is just getting tougher every season all around. They did get a handful of signings but I’m not sure how good they are, I could be putting the warrior’s way too low, time will tell. I have Kartnita Asada as 5th. I don’t have much to say here so I’ll leave it at that, just feels right to me. This leads Twisted Parallels as last place. This team has mad growth potential so they could finish extremely higher. My biggest concern is how many wars they have done with all 6 being members.
I have the Noobs taking the banner over New Age Storm in the finals 2-1 in a gut-wrenching game 3 that comes down to the final race. I put HN Falco as the MVP. A solid force on a team I think will do well.
I have X-Project as winning the season and taking the finals 2-1. They fared well last season and have kept core pieces (Quique . Oziel / Secret) who are all soild. Cloud being added to the roster is a nice addition as well. Not too sure who closes out the lineup but the core seems solid and that will go a long way here. I have Pirate Hackers as second in the division and also making an appearance in the final. Pirate hackers have a rough start last season but finished really strong (being the only team to beat the unknowns) so they will look to continue on that. Not too sure what the LU will look like in all honesty (the roster is a lot more expansive than I recalled) but I have faith they will perform. I have Alolan Guardian Moon in 3rd and losing in the semi finals. The grinders of TL are there who fared well last season so I’m banking on that helping the team out. This leads to Re-Birth in 4th. They had a solid outing last season but losing their ace (Crunchy) hurts a lot. There were quite a few new signings made tho so I’m under the impression that will help counter the loss of Crunchy. I have Escuadron Omega as 5th. I’ll be honest, I don’t know much here but the roster has 29 players so I assume there’s talent to be had in here. Dz I know will do some work though. I have Making Llujua in 5th. This team struggled last season in D5 and the roster hasn’t changed much. I feel like the teams around them are improving but I don’t really see ML playing (Maybe I’m just not looking in the right places). The bottom two (Kartvengers and La Banda del Lovin) I don’t know anything about so I could be completely wrong here. New teams are always hype though. I put KVT the spot solely because their entire roster is almost from the same nation and that’s hype. I have Quique as the MVP.
Stanley Cup: Divine Phoenix
Presidents Trophy: Team JBZZ
Conn Smythe Trophy: RNG Crony
Hart Memorial Trophy: ARC Sayan
Calder Memorial Trophy: ID WaMi
James Norris Memorial Trophy: ARC Cuj
Lady Byng memorial Trophy: Zten Imasara
Jack Adams Award: Hz Rhyz
Conference A
Arcadia Sky
World Friend Star
Divine Phoenix
Euphorya Anubis
Aurora Australis
Mushroom Team Galaxy
ARC: I have a lot of confidence in my team, feel free to prove me wrong though
wf: With new pickups this team will just get stronger and scarier. Looking forward to see what they’ll end up doing this season
DVP: They’re good, but also fuck you at the same time
EU: EU have just been grinding, and if they can play around their top players they’ll definitely be strong and could upset the top 3 teams in this conference on a good day
AU: There’s been a lot of improvement recently, and I don’t think they’ll be getting relegated, but it looks like it’s going to be a struggle to hold on.
MT: Getting the tracks they need will be essential to their season. Getting higher is doable, but doesn’t look likely especially when it’s just a reformation of their first and second teams
Conference B
Team JBZZ
High Definition
Rozando la Katastrofe
Vertex
Ink Dragons
Blizzard
JBZZ: Just the most consistent team, nothing more to be said than the fact they will show up
HD: If HD takes MKU this season as seriously as they do tournaments they’ll easily make the playoffs. To my knowledge, they will, and I hope they do for some good competition. Definitely a big threat but not entirely consistent
RK: This team like a lot of others in the conference have the potential to get first seed but I have a lot of questions on if they’ll be stable enough, so will be interesting to see their results over time
vx: Too many doubts to place this team above other strong teams in this div even though they got second last season; it seems they lost a player or two and will be tough to keep up entirely, but they definitely could be seen as one of the best teams if their 5th/6th player consistently shows up in matches
ID: Don’t know a ton about this team other than they seem to grind in scrims from when I’ve played them but they could pull upsets on the big teams if anyone is too cocky
Bz: After an impressive Summer Arcadian run this team could definitely place higher, although none of these teams were in the tournament and they all look strong so I’m going to have to place them last although they have the potential to popoff and maybe take a few upsets.
Wildcards:
DVP
HD
Matches: High Definition vs. Divine Phoenix World Friend Star vs. Rozando la Katastrofe
Arcadia Sky vs. High Definition
Team JBZZ vs. World Friend Star
Arcadia Sky vs. World Friend Star
Division MVP: JBZZ Pyrax (105.7)
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Division 2
Conference A
Star Clan
Dynamite Alpha
Arcadia Terra
World Friend Moon
Pirates of Duisburg
Jean-Pierre Pernaut
Sc: If this team doesn’t win then there’s a problem.
DY: Feels like this should be the most consistent team in this division and could take the 1 seed from Sc but will have to see how the matches play out.
ARC: Some new additions make me think that the team will definitely be around the mid-range but could definitely push higher with a doable grind. Gonna need some serious sweating to see a playoff berth.
wf: I have high hopes for wf2, but will be difficult with what seems like a really tough conf/div. I expect some popoff matches and I expect to see them staying in this div for next season
PoD: Nothing extremely wrong with this team although losing Lezard definitely hurts them, but they just feel like the weakest team in the conf/div. Definitely feel like this team would be winning in d3, so I think they’re placed correctly but will need a push.
JPP: Honestly don’t feel like ranking a team that won this division last season.
Conference B
Banana Legion
DJULO
Euphorya Ra
Inflow
Elegance
Mushroom Team Quantum
BL: Similarly to Sc, it should be a pretty easy conference and I expect to see them in d1 next season. Will be interesting to see how they decide to deal with losing Section but they should still pipe up.
DJULO: Should be able to put up a good fight but concerned with if they can take a match off of BL and other teams in Conference A.
EU: Con la fuerza de España, Eu2 va hacer muchos puntos porque mi chico Moy es un jugador grande. Pero en serio este equipo tiene mucha potencia y pienso que fueron subestimatos
if: With the signing of division 1 mvp Jez, you can expect big things out of the LezJez duo. If this team isn’t first place it’s because Aran doesn’t like chicken wings. Also have good feelings about the ability of players like wisch and barn to popoff when needed for them which will be key in survival throughout the season.
E: They did win d3 in the season, but after seeing playoffs I have some doubts that will hopefully be cleared up come season.
MT: I’m honestly just disappointed in how the team was ran with the merging of their second team into their actual first team? I’m still confused but it’s whatever
Wildcard:
EU
if
Matches: Euphoria Ra vs. Dynamite Alpha
Inflow vs. DJULO
Star Clan vs. Euphoria Ra Banana Legion vs. DJULO
Star Clan vs. Banana Legion
Division MVP: BL Sebas (108.6)
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Division 3
Conference A
Horizon
Sunset
Special 7
Yoshi Family
Xtreme Force
Fenix
Hz: Horizon should have a free division and could honestly do okay in d2, but if their newly acquired rivals can give them a run for their money we might have a division on our hands
ss: Have high expectations in the Horizon-Sunset salty showdown. Will be a match for the ages and honestly most hyped about this than almost anything else lmfao.
S7: This team honestly has a lot of potential and really impressed after playing them in a scrim today where they proved they could exist. Definitely will see them coming close to contending for a top 2 conference spot but at the moment Sunset feel more consistent over the regular season. Could see an insane playoff run though.
YF: Don’t really know what to think about Yoshi Family, but they do have the experience so I feel a mid tier position is probably optimal although all the teams in 2nd-5th in this conference can interchange which makes this one of the most hyped conferences in the season.
xf: With some new signings in jugador grande Rogue and ddos specialist gokus, xf can’t exactly be counted out. If anything, they shouldn’t be relegated, but their regular season will depend on the amount of IP addresses gokus can be acquire in the span of 12 races. Gomen.
X: Looks like the conference is going to be pretty rough for Fenix, and congrats to them if they can hold onto d3 but it’s gonna be a major grind.
Conference B
Princess Monarchy
Final Emblem
Dynamite Omega
Aurora Borealis
Zten
New Age Blizzard
Pm: This team’s been underrated heavily for some reason. Feels like they just have a big advantage going into it, and it seems like they’ve been practicing a lot as well.
FE: Even though they lost Moy to EU2, they should be able to do pretty well with the chemistry they’ve built up.
DY: Making this after the DY-Zten tie, but I still feel like DY will be a lot more consistent over the course of the season and it seems like they have a roster to be able to do so.
AU: Hard to judge the team, but they appear to have a lot of experience so it shouldn’t be too bad.
Zten: How well this team can play around Milk’s carrying will decide their season. If they’re able to do that a bit better than they could easily be moved up one or two slots.
Na: Don’t know a lot about this team other than it’s a clan my boy Juls is hyping up. Which means they get last. Gomen.
Wildcard:
S7
DY
Matches:
Final Emblem vs. Special 7
Sunset vs. Dynamite Omega
Special 7 vs. Horizon
Sunset vs. Princess Monarchy
Horizon vs. Sunset
Division MVP: Zten Milk (114.8)
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Division 4
Conference A
Equivoke
Wii Elite Clan
Alolan Guardians Sun
Noob Reborn
eXodus 1
Insanity
δk: Team probably could be moved up a division, but it concerns me how many players there are on the team for deciding who’s going to play. They should take the division if that gets sorted out optimally.
WEC: They were moved down, so I expect to see them be consistent especially with how much experience they have compared to other teams in the division, but first place might be a bit much.
AG: Honestly looks really hype and will be similar to Zten’s situation as to if they can play around Seb and give him the tools to pop off with some support.
NRB: Seems like they have a hype factor and could pop off against the top teams but likely not as consistently. Would be good to see a breakout season and they have the potential to take names.
モメ: Don’t really know a ton about this team, but after playing them in scrims they feel weaker compared to the other teams so I’ll keep them here for now.
in: Unlike jpp though, this is my one dropout prediction for the season as it looks like it’ll be a struggle for them to get six every week although I could be wrong.
Conference B
Team Rocket
Version 2
Special 8
Mandarina de Schrödinger
Sweatyzard X
The Unknowns
TR: After playing them in league in the past, on paper they look to be the strongest team and can farm kids. Also really hype to see how much chemistry they have as a team which is a nice boost compared to most teams that haven’t spent as much time together
M$: With Gumer and Vikler, the team could definitely take the first seed, so it should be a good battle between the two top seeds. However, it seems to only be Gumer and Vikler and the other four players showing up will be the real test for the team. If that happens around the time of playoffs then I expect them to win out. Shoutout to my Atenea Gamers’ boys on the roster, hope you guys pipe up and bring home a dub.
V2: After seeing this team in Continental Cup, I was pretty hyped to see they stuck together as an all Aussie group. Props to Anthony for taking a risk with this and I’m sure it’ll work out if the team keeps practicing. Good to see a large influx of players from the region, and I’m guessing chemistry will be a lot more optimal with their similar nationalites.
S8: Could see a playoff run exist for S8 with how much practice they’ve been putting in. Excited to see where the team goes in the future along with their first team, but will probably need a season to get used to things.
Sz: Sweatyzard could easily take a couple matches off some teams, but I’m not sure on a lot more than that with how much better some teams appear to be on the surface.
tu: D4 just feels like too big of an upgrade for them, but if they can stick through the season and gain some more needed experience it’ll definitely help in the long run, so I’m interested in seeing how they handle it.
Wildcard:
V2
S8
Matches: Version 2 vs. Wii Elite Clan
Special 8 vs. Mandarina de Shrodinger
Version 2 vs. Team Rocket
Mandarina de Shrodinger vs. Equivoke
Equivoke vs. Team Rocket
Division MVP: AG Seb (116.2)
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Division 5
Conference A
Team Rocket 2
Kira Team
Sweatyzard Y
Les Godinets
eXodus 2
New Age Storm
Don’t know too much about many teams from here on out, so most of this will be complete rng. And here’s my bullshit logic: TR2 just gonna be hype especially with ViZen leading and I expect big things. KT could be decent but think they’re a bit overhyped. The rest I have no clue on except for the fact that Les Godinets just looks extremely hype with their logo and name, and eXodus 2 literally has a dude named Pro Keeper. As for Conference B, Sunrise and Hardcore Noobs will probably be fighting out the one seed this season with not that much to say from behind them.
Wildcard:
Sweatyzard Y
Mad Racers
Matches:
Sweatyzard Y vs. Hardcore Noobs
Mad Racers vs. Kira Team
Hardcore Noobs vs. Team Rocket 2
Mad Racers vs. Sunrise
Mad Racers vs. Team Rocket 2
Divison MVP: HN Hajime (112.9)
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Division 6
Making Llajua
Pirate Hackers
Escuardon Omega
Alolan Guardians Moon
Kartvengers
X-project
Banda Del Lovin
Re-Birth
Matches: Alolan Guardians Moon vs. Making Llajua
Escuadron Omega vs. Pirate Hackers
Alolan Guardians Moon vs. Pirate Hackers
Division MVP: KVT Banyo, ph RiskyRicky (122.2)
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No hard feelings, just had some fun making most of these. Good luck to all the teams this season, should be an exciting one.
Conference A
Arcadia Sky
World Friend Star
Divine Phoenix
Euphorya Anubis
Aurora Australis
Mushroom Team Galaxy
ARC: I have a lot of confidence in my team, feel free to prove me wrong though
wf: With new pickups this team will just get stronger and scarier. Looking forward to see what they’ll end up doing this season
DVP: They’re good, but also fuck you at the same time
EU: EU have just been grinding, and if they can play around their top players they’ll definitely be strong and could upset the top 3 teams in this conference on a good day
AU: There’s been a lot of improvement recently, and I don’t think they’ll be getting, but it looks like it’s going to be a struggle to hold on.
MT: Getting the tracks they need will be essential to their season. Getting higher is doable, but doesn’t look likely especially when it’s just a reformation of their first and second teams
Conference B
Team JBZZ
High Definition
Rozando la Katastrofe
Vertex
Ink Dragons
Blizzard
JBZZ: Just the most consistent team, nothing more to be said than the fact they will show up
HD: If HD takes MKU this season as seriously as they do tournaments they’ll easily make the playoffs. To my knowledge, they will, and I hope they do for some good competition. Definitely a big threat but not entirely consistent
RK: This team like a lot of others in the conference have the potential to get first seed but I have a lot of questions on if they’ll be stable enough, so will be interesting to see their results over time
vx: Too many doubts to place this team above other strong teams in this div even though they got second last season; it seems they lost a player or two and will be tough to keep up entirely, but they definitely could be seen as one of the best teams if their 5th/6th player consistently shows up in matches
ID: Don’t know a ton about this team other than they seem to grind in scrims from when I’ve played them but they could pull upsets on the big teams if anyone is too cocky
Bz: After an impressive Summer Arcadian run this team could definitely place higher, although none of these teams were in the tournament and they all look strong so I’m going to have to place them last although they have the potential to popoff and maybe take a few upsets.
Wildcards:
DVP
HD
Matches: High Definition vs. Divine Phoenix World Friend Star vs. Rozando la Katastrofe
Arcadia Sky vs. High Definition
Team JBZZ vs. World Friend Star
Arcadia Sky vs. World Friend Star
Division MVP: JBZZ Pyrax (105.7)
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Division 2
Conference A
Star Clan
Dynamite Alpha
Arcadia Terra
World Friend Moon
Pirates of Duisburg
Jean-Pierre Pernaut
Sc: If this team doesn’t win then there’s a problem.
DY: Feels like this should be the most consistent team in this division and could take the 1 seed from Sc but will have to see how the matches play out.
ARC: Some new additions make me think that the team will definitely be around the mid-range but could definitely push higher with a doable grind. Gonna need some serious sweating to see a playoff berth.
wf: I have high hopes for wf2, but will be difficult with what seems like a really tough conf/div. I expect some popoff matches and I expect to see them staying in this div for next season
PoD: Nothing extremely wrong with this team although losing Lezard definitely hurts them, but they just feel like the weakest team in the conf/div. Definitely feel like this team would be winning in d3, so I think they’re placed correctly but will need a push.
JPP: Honestly don’t feel like ranking a team that won this division last season.
Conference B
Banana Legion
DJULO
Euphorya Ra
Inflow
Elegance
Mushroom Team Quantum
BL: Similarly to Sc, it should be a pretty easy conference and I expect to see them in d1 next season. Will be interesting to see how they decide to deal with losing Section but they should still pipe up.
DJULO: Should be able to put up a good fight but concerned with if they can take a match off of BL and other teams in Conference A.
EU: Con la fuerza de España, Eu2 va hacer muchos puntos porque mi chico Moy es un jugador grande. Pero en serio este equipo tiene mucha potencia y pienso que fueron subestimatos
if: With the signing of division 1 mvp Jez, you can expect big things out of the LezJez duo. If this team isn’t first place it’s because Aran doesn’t like chicken wings. Also have good feelings about the ability of players like wisch and barn to popoff when needed for them which will be key in survival throughout the season.
E: They did win d3 in the season, but after seeing playoffs I have some doubts that will hopefully be cleared up come season.
MT: I’m honestly just disappointed in how the team was ran with the merging of their second team into their actual first team? I’m still confused but it’s whatever
Wildcard:
EU
if
Matches: Euphoria Ra vs. Dynamite Alpha
Inflow vs. DJULO
Star Clan vs. Euphoria Ra Banana Legion vs. DJULO
Star Clan vs. Banana Legion
Division MVP: BL Sebas (108.6)
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Division 3
Conference A
Horizon
Sunset
Special 7
Yoshi Family
Xtreme Force
Fenix
Hz: Horizon should have a free division and could honestly do okay in d2, but if their newly acquired rivals can give them a run for their money we might have a division on our hands
ss: Have high expectations in the Horizon-Sunset salty showdown. Will be a match for the ages and honestly most hyped about this than almost anything else lmfao.
S7: This team honestly has a lot of potential and really impressed after playing them in a scrim today where they proved they could exist. Definitely will see them coming close to contending for a top 2 conference spot but at the moment Sunset feel more consistent over the regular season. Could see an insane playoff run though.
YF: Don’t really know what to think about Yoshi Family, but they do have the experience so I feel a mid tier position is probably optimal although all the teams in 2nd-5th in this conference can interchange which makes this one of the most hyped conferences in the season.
xf: With some new signings in jugador grande Rogue and ddos specialist gokus, xf can’t exactly be counted out. If anything, they shouldn’t be relegated, but their regular season will depend on the amount of IP addresses gokus can be acquire in the span of 12 races. Gomen.
X: Looks like the conference is going to be pretty rough for Fenix, and congrats to them if they can hold onto d3 but it’s gonna be a major grind.
Conference B
Princess Monarchy
Final Emblem
Dynamite Omega
Aurora Borealis
Zten
New Age Blizzard
Pm: This team’s been underrated heavily for some reason. Feels like they just have a big advantage going into it, and it seems like they’ve been practicing a lot as well.
FE: Even though they lost Moy to EU2, they should be able to do pretty well with the chemistry they’ve built up.
DY: Making this after the DY-Zten tie, but I still feel like DY will be a lot more consistent over the course of the season and it seems like they have a roster to be able to do so.
AU: Hard to judge the team, but they appear to have a lot of experience so it shouldn’t be too bad.
Zten: How well this team can play around Milk’s carrying will decide their season. If they’re able to do that a bit better than they could easily be moved up one or two slots.
Na: Don’t know a lot about this team other than it’s a clan my boy Juls is hyping up. Which means they get last. Gomen.
Wildcard:
S7
DY
Matches:
Final Emblem vs. Special 7
Sunset vs. Dynamite Omega
Special 7 vs. Horizon
Sunset vs. Princess Monarchy
Horizon vs. Sunset
Division MVP: Zten Milk (114.8)
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Division 4
Conference A
Equivoke
Wii Elite Clan
Alolan Guardians Sun
Noob Reborn
eXodus 1
Insanity
δk: Team probably could be moved up a division, but it concerns me how many players there are on the team for deciding who’s going to play. They should take the division if that gets sorted out optimally.
WEC: They were moved down, so I expect to see them be consistent especially with how much experience they have compared to other teams in the division, but first place might be a bit much.
AG: Honestly looks really hype and will be similar to Zten’s situation as to if they can play around Seb and give him the tools to pop off with some support.
NRB: Seems like they have a hype factor and could pop off against the top teams but likely not as consistently. Would be good to see a breakout season and they have the potential to take names.
モメ: Don’t really know a ton about this team, but after playing them in scrims they feel weaker compared to the other teams so I’ll keep them here for now.
in: Unlike jpp though, this is my one dropout prediction for the season as it looks like it’ll be a struggle for them to get six every week although I could be wrong.
Conference B
Team Rocket
Version 2
Special 8
Mandarina de Schrödinger
Sweatyzard X
The Unknowns
TR: After playing them in league in the past, on paper they look to be the strongest team and can farm kids. Also really hype to see how much chemistry they have as a team which is a nice boost compared to most teams that haven’t spent as much time together
M$: With Gumer and Vikler, the team could definitely take the first seed, so it should be a good battle between the two top seeds. However, it seems to only be Gumer and Vikler and the other four players showing up will be the real test for the team. If that happens around the time of playoffs then I expect them to win out. Shoutout to my Atenea Gamers’ boys on the roster, hope you guys pipe up and bring home a dub.
V2: After seeing this team in Continental Cup, I was pretty hyped to see they stuck together as an all Aussie group. Props to Anthony for taking a risk with this and I’m sure it’ll work out if the team keeps practicing. Good to see a large influx of players from the region, and I’m guessing chemistry will be a lot more optimal with their similar nationalites.
S8: Could see a playoff run exist for S8 with how much practice they’ve been putting in. Excited to see where the team goes in the future along with their first team, but will probably need a season to get used to things.
Sz: Sweatyzard could easily take a couple matches off some teams, but I’m not sure on a lot more than that with how much better some teams appear to be on the surface.
tu: D4 just feels like too big of an upgrade for them, but if they can stick through the season and gain some more needed experience it’ll definitely help in the long run, so I’m interested in seeing how they handle it.
Wildcard:
V2
S8
Matches: Version 2 vs. Wii Elite Clan
Special 8 vs. Mandarina de Shrodinger
Version 2 vs. Team Rocket
Mandarina de Shrodinger vs. Equivoke
Equivoke vs. Team Rocket
Division MVP: AG Seb (116.2)
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Division 5
Conference A
Team Rocket 2
Kira Team
Sweatyzard Y
Les Godinets
eXodus 2
New Age Storm
Don’t know too much about many teams from here on out, so most of this will be complete rng. And here’s my bullshit logic: TR2 just gonna be hype especially with ViZen leading and I expect big things. KT could be decent but think they’re a bit overhyped. The rest I have no clue on except for the fact that Les Godinets just looks extremely hype with their logo and name, and eXodus 2 literally has a dude named Pro Keeper. As for Conference B, Sunrise and Hardcore Noobs will probably be fighting out the one seed this season with not that much to say from behind them.
Wildcard:
Sweatyzard Y
Mad Racers
Matches:
Sweatyzard Y vs. Hardcore Noobs
Mad Racers vs. Kira Team
Hardcore Noobs vs. Team Rocket 2
Mad Racers vs. Sunrise
Mad Racers vs. Team Rocket 2
Divison MVP: HN Hajime (112.9)
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Division 6
Making Llajua
Pirate Hackers
Escuardon Omega
Alolan Guardians Moon
Kartvengers
X-project
Banda Del Lovin
Re-Birth
Matches: Alolan Guardians Moon vs. Making Llajua
Escuadron Omega vs. Pirate Hackers
Alolan Guardians Moon vs. Pirate Hackers
Division MVP: KVT Banyo, ph RiskyRicky (122.2)
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No hard feelings, just had some fun making most of these. Good luck to all the teams this season, should be an exciting one.
Division 1
Conference A
1st. World Friend Star
2nd. Arcadia Sky
3rd. Divine Phoenix
4th. Aurora Australis
5th. Euphorya Anubis
6th. Mushroom Team Galaxy
Conference B
1st. Team JBZZ
2nd. Rozando la Katastrofe
3rd. High Definition
4th. Blizzard
5th. Vertex
6th. Ink Dragons
I tried to make it as obvious as possible so people should clearly see where i used sarcasm and irony. I dont care what spot which teams ends up on. Don't take this post seriously at all!!! Good luck everyone in D1 I hope this season will be amazing!
I have World Friend Star first because they are angry after underestimating ARC Sky in playoffs last season so they recruited our biggest nemesis CB Linkos to make sure they will beat us for sure this time. The question is if Linkos can do well without Deimos carrying his ass. They also recruited Swift who is overall an amazing player and will definitely improve their squad and replace Roks well enough. Valer will miss like half the matches due to the existence of dinner time in FRANCE so if you wanna beat these guys ya'll have to hope you play them at 2pm when half their squad is eating dinner. Nevertheless I believe these guys can grind enough wins to claim first in our conference. I have ARC Sky in second because we got Ace Broman. He will be our ultimate weapon to victory. And overall I hope we'll do better than last season and pray the others still underestimate us cause we are far from D1 level and grind playoffs again. I think we improved a bit more so 2nd or WC should definitely be possible for us. I have DVP 3rd because i'm crazy and saw Sketch MVPing for them. And if Sketch is their best player now they are definitely doing worse than last season. Yet Sketch cant carry them alone TwinkleButter, the russian kid, Mario Circuit Special d-pad abuser, Cya later Slater and I'll hit you with my trail even when you are 5miles away DSPAIR will still do solid overall and make sure Sketch's D1 banner wasn't a one time thing. But still I have a small feeling they wont do as good as last season. Welcome shiiguy in D1. Was a though road but you succeeded and led your team into an stacked af D1 . I really hope ya guys dont drop after first half realising that 150cc is not as fast as 200cc and yet you face a lot of people who are faster than you guys LOL. Thankfully my boy REB Darky is amazing and will abuse his 200cc knowledge to carry you guys on 150cc so you guys dont go down in this division. You also got Ster who is the fastest guy on the most overrated frontrunning track in this game that might help aswell yet not to forget you got 2/3 of the dutch brothers and thats always an advantage so I have you guys in 4th. EU es definitivamente uno de los equipos más activos en nuestra división. Aún así, creo que les falta el talento para derrotar a los equipos más experimentados y más fuertes. Dependen de Manster y Frogger y una vez que los otros equipos hayan descubierto cómo golpear a Frogger, será difícil para la EU ganar. MT is on 6th place because Butter is not using the squad that did well in D2 last season he is mainly using the one that struggled in D1 and I believe that will most likely happen again. Kokote came back after his small journey to Blizzard so they will most likely have 1 or maybe 2 close matches vs ARC but except for that I cant see them do well vs the other teams. I cant say much about JBZZ. I just hope Power will finally replace Pyrax as division MVP. I would've put HD in 2nd but I believe that RK will pull out the spanish competitivo mode as soon as the season starts and they will do well despite being less active lately which has something to do with recruiting Ryan's. He is so good that noone wants to play with him. The fact that ZWOR Ryan's didn't win yesterdays 2v2 FFA on his own is a big suprise imo but he will always be in Xanders shadow. I think its his destiny. HD in 3rd because they improved their visual quality to 4K with the addition of Cynda and he will help them to beat the weaker teams in their conference so HD will make playoffs this time. I have Blizzard in 4th because Jonas Lizard got 100 invitations to join other teams after this season so he wants to prove that he is close to being #1 World to finally become Uguisudani (Tokyo)'s best bro. So he will totally carry his team together with the most underrated lounge player Debroty. Just sad they have like 3 inward bikers in their main LU so I cant put them in 1st. To my suprise I have former Grunty Industries in 5th. Apparently Grunty didn't pay enough money to her employees so most of them left the industry. Thankfully she found cheaper employees but the cheaper ones are less skilled but Grunty will use her bagging magic
and show them how to get shocks cause thats a requirement to work in Grunty Industries now known as Vertex. Last but not least I have WaMi and 5 others in 6th. I dont know how WaMi managed to improve a D3 squad so much that they ended up in D1 but ok. Myguel improved by far the most and he will help WaMi in the front vs the other D1 racers. Yet I doubt 2 D1 level players are enough to get a bunch of wins.
